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Learn From Your Mistakes

Now I'm starting to feel bad for you. Were you dropped on the head as a child or possibly as an adult? I feel like the pattern could not be made any clearer. Let me spell it out. I'm going to pretend to be nice by offering a big juicy button, but upon clicking it you will be horribly deceived as your life is turned upside down in mere seconds. Except for this time. This time you should click this button because it's totally gonna be to your benefit.
Beneficial Button